Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Well, tickle me tits til Friday!

Tonight's image courtesy of Floridata

Tonight, we're going for the ground-breaking eclectic, bit of everything post. What do you mean, what's new?

I would like to clarify for the record that I am not addicted to Viagra and that my friends on the comments page are slurring my reputation when they imply that I am, although I have heard a rumour that Viagra works just as well on women (ok, I saw it on an episode of House - although I know I am risking the permanent mocking of my friends and the nickname Sarah 'Viagra' Cheverton. As I write that last I'm hoping that that may be the only result you culd get on a Google search for that nickname), so never say never. Apparently the stimulus may work just as well on the clitoris as it does the penis, so there's your fact for the day.

Oh, and my Counsel has just advised that I am not responsible for any Viagra induced illness or mishap that takes place as a result of you trying it.

And while I'm talking of the comments war, I don't fancy my dentist! There's nothing wrong with him - in fact he really looks a lot like Locke from Lost, but that's by the by, I don't fancy him either - besides, I think the very specific intimacy we have shared kind of clinches the fact that other than small silver mirrors, and the (hopefully) occasional drill, I don't want him to put anything in my mouth, especially not his tongue. Sorry Mr Dentist, but I'm quite certain you feel the same way.

Poem for the Day

An Immortality, by Ezra Pound

Sing we for love and idleness,

Naught else is worth the having.


Though I have been in many a land,

There is naught else in living.


And I would rather have my sweet,

Though rose-leaves die of grieving,


Than do high deeds in Hungary

To pass all men's believing.


I was at the Ministry today and highly productive, as I was trying to make up for the time I lost yesterday. The Chief was out for most of the day and sorely missed by all, I suspect. I feel very virtuous this evening because I have achieved great things today:

I have hit all my Friday deadlines AND a job that wasn't even on my list that I fielded from the Chief.

I have come home and worked on my short story, AND posted the blog in time.

Best of all, I FINALLY received my copy of Think Pink from Kidneystones the book shop, AND I had it signed by the Princess of Pink herself, the exceptionally beautiful and freshly mod-bobbed Lisa Clark (it's a hairstyle, silly, she's not just a life guru - she's a fashion and style queen, too). Moreover, it was such a beautiful dedication that it made me cry and I had to leave a gushy message on her ansafone because I was too distrait to check it during the day.

Something that you are going to have to witness and I won't even attempt to describe - Shlomo.



All of which talk of clitoris' - should that be clitori? - and fabulous women makes me think of Shirley Valentine, one of my favourite films and one of G's too. Time for some of my favourite quotes from Miss V? I think so.

I mean, most fellas ya know, they've got no idea how to talk to a woman.....No. They feel they have to take over the conversation. I mean, with most fellas if you say something like, like my favorite season's autumn, they go oh, oh, my favorite season's spring and then you've got 10 minutes of them talkin' about why they like spring and you weren't talkin' about spring, you were talkin' about autumn. So what do you do? You talk about what they want to talk about. Or you don't talk at all. Or you wind up talking to yourself.

Jane divorced her husband. I never knew him, it was before I met her. Apparently she came home from work unexpectedly one morning and found him in bed with the milkman. Honest to God, the milkman ! But from that day forward I've noticed she never takes milk in her tea.

I'm not sayin' he's bad, my fella. He's just no bleedin' good.

5 comments:

Dill said...

Be warned all those women out there that are now taking Sarah viagra chevertons advice! Viagra makes a woman 3 times more fertile than usual!!

Dill., xxx

Sarah said...

Wow! Imagine if I'm responsible for so many births that a whole generation have to be named after me....the ginger generation!

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